The rebirth of "The Squeaking Pig"
It's been 20 yeard since "The Squealing Pig" first popped into people's mailboxes. Some of them received it if they wanted it or not. Some thought it was funny, some thought it was crap. I guess I'm sitting on the fence on this issue. Born in South Holland, Illinois at Thornwood High School (you know, the home of Chicago Bulls star Eddy Curry) it was supposed to be a "one off" for Christmas. Everyone started those damn newsletters that you get at Christmas and really don't give a shit about. You know, the one's where a relative that lives far away makes sure to put in a CHRISTMAS letter that little Billy finally learned to make a poop in the toilet, or an uncle had prostate surgery. Whoever started this ought to be shot. I'm not going to do that here. Back then we had a lot of people that contributed material to "The Pig." Quite frankly, I don't know where any of them are anymore. I'm sure there's going to be lots to say, and a lot of it won't be pretty. I'm going to curse every chance I get because a lot of things piss me off! It's time to get started....
posted by Dave Sypniewski at
Saturday, March 19, 2005
